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lack jizz

Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.
Ben: jack, wanna bang?

Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!
by plotonis May 24, 2017
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Jizz-O

When you and your buddy’s Jizz in a bowl and mix with gelatin to share for dessert.
Hey, we’re running out of Jizz-O! Are you guys free tonight?

Can you stop eating acidic foods? It throws off the taste of our Jizz-O!!
by AnneJohnson November 6, 2025
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jizzing to gozongas

When a man starts jizzing uncontrollably, unintentionally, and not under his will, automatically at the sight of seeing beautiful gozongas.
Person 1: Whats wrong.

Person 2: Yo, I was jizzing to gozongas.

Person 1: What?
Person 2: I just started jizzing in my pants when I saw her gozongas.
by MST3K I like November 28, 2020
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Jizz stick

“Yo, want a hit of my jizz stick?”
by xX_BigPapi_Xx69 February 14, 2024
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Jizz Rag

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.
1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016
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goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
by Candyman Can July 14, 2018
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jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste
He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM
by wabiisabii October 23, 2016
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