3.25% milk

Milk that builds strong bones and muscle. Much better than the watery taste of 1% milk.

Girlfriend: I bought 1% milk for you!

Boyfriend: BITCH! That stuff is awful! Go back out and get me 3.25% milk!

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

milk senpai

milk senpai is the goddess of all milk. milk senpai is loved by all and loves all. she only comes out on a full moon on halloween. milk senpai is the best at everything and if you stand in her way she will turn you into milk.

René: "notice me milk senpai!!!1!!!!"
Dani: "psh skrub she will never notice you."

by Milk Senpai December 6, 2015

Milk Gun

Noun: a synonym for a penis that produces and releases very large amounts of semen.

James' Milk Gun stroked out has he filled his grandmas loins with his creamy paste.

by Slimdoggo28 June 23, 2016

milk job

Using breast milk for lubrication and nutrition during oral sex

Your mom always had a milk job after you where born

by dick smart October 2, 2016

Mythic Milk

Another way to say legendary. A play on words, using the first half of the word legend and the second half dary.

Shawn: "Im going to start saying Mythic Milk from now on instead of legendary."
Brandon: "What the fuck? Why?"
Shawn: "Well Legend equals mythic and dary equals dairy or milk. So mythic milk man."
Brandon: "..."

by reven03 August 24, 2014

Milk Duster

A goatee which is long enough to touch the top of milk in a glass.

Hey! nice milk duster.

by TheMilkDusters October 8, 2009

Chocolate Milk

When you are taking a shit after anal and all that comes out is a brown slime

Chocolate Milk

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020