Bed Sausage

A man’s penis

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”

by Dick-ctionary November 19, 2021

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

Bed

What you sleep on U crackhead

aight, Imma take a nap on my bed

by Ur_FBI_Agent March 11, 2020

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.

Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.

by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020

Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.

1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see

by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019

Had to bed

Reyno go to bed you are out of your depth and no one wants to listen to your thoughts on nfl fantasy

Reyno had to bed son

by Alberto William November 11, 2021