A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich
She had the cheesiest ham Sanga
by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021
Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 09, 2022
The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
Once you’ve had this wombo combo you’ll go ham on anything.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
Bro, I’m draggin ass today, I have to go and get a penta-ham if Im gonna make it.
by Caffeinated Owl May 04, 2021
by fruity booty November 05, 2007
A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.
by bindr May 27, 2022
by Spracker77 January 07, 2019