bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
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Duppy hammer

Duppy hammer is used to describe a person that looks dead or in other words ugly. The "duppy" part describes how the the person especially a female look, the "hammer" describes the tool that the devil uses to do his work. Hammer is also reference to MC Hammer.
by ultimatom May 24, 2018
mugGet the Duppy hammermug.

Toxic hammer

Hasan that’s in love with aisha
“She’s the toxic hammers cousin
by Dungabree August 28, 2020
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Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.
"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"
by ten75ice October 13, 2017
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Midnight Hammer

When you give her the hammer at midnight (12:00) and finish by 12:01.
I gave her the midnight hammer last night and left, just like the airstrike.
by TheAtheistOfficer June 22, 2025
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Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex
Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"
by jakah February 26, 2020
mugGet the Floppy-Hammermug.

LEATHER HAMMER

A cock of extreme girth and excessive veins
Hey Patrick, did you hear about Jimmy's date last night?

Yea man, I heard he gave her the ole leather hammer!
by HeavyRail27 September 19, 2019
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