Ate half of the asshole

Having not taken full advantage of an opportunity, especially when the opportunity was rare and/or cherished.

John: "Did you notice that Derrick spent most of the time in Hawaii on Facebook?"
Steve: "Yeah, he really ate half of the asshole on that one"
John: "Excuse me?"

by Is that so? May 13, 2019

bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

by YAWA May 25, 2021

Half life 2

A game so revolutionary they forgot to make a sequel

Person 1:hey wait ever happened to half life 3
Person 2:idk man I think they forgot
Person:but half life 2 was so good
Person 2:yes,yes it was

by A talking bucket June 6, 2021

Half send

When you don’t full shotgun the beer or you are a pussy and don’t send it 100% usually half senders are named Steven, Steve, David, Ray, Robert etc

Are you a full send type of guy or and half send type of guy?

by Joeys mom gay December 1, 2018

Half Life 2

The lord god of all video games.

As soon as I put Half Life 2 into my CD-ROM drive, I exploded in my pants.

by mastershake211 April 14, 2006

Half Assed Monkey

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

by ragedookie September 29, 2005

half pancake of coolness

how cool ellie is, original half pancake of coolness

Ellie: I'm a half pancake of coolness but Vanilla Ice has more eggs than me.

by Annie Rees July 31, 2006