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Range God

A person at a Shooting range or gun shop Who has self proclaimed or mythical experience with firearms, Ammunition, Self defense, Concealed carry, Combat Etc. A Range god feels an exigent need to express their Often unwanted opinions, A range god often uses commentary to embarrass their victims into believing that they have no experience. Most of a Range god's experience comes from video games or television.

Not to be confused with a Mall ninja
Bro:1 Oh no! Bro:2 What? Bro:1 here comes the range god!
by Just that guy. October 28, 2013
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health god

My cousin sent me a snapchat of her chasing vitamins with wine, what a health god.
by Just a plant March 20, 2020
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God is a man

If god is every thing then he may also be a man or a male squirl
by EliasIsn't Gay October 11, 2020
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My God

A phrase used in most cheesy thriller/action/horror movies and novels.

It's intense and dramatic and is usually not shrilled..it's more of a shocking realization that the character is far more out-numbered than previously planned.
"We can't hold back the tides anymore, they're on us! Capn! They're coming from behind!"

*music stops..slow-camera pan on the new hoard of enemies*

"My god."
by Hermes October 17, 2008
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The God Whisperers

The internet radio sensation that is singlehandedly responsible for the 21st century renaissance of the theater organ. Ostensibly as a way to kill time due to lack of preparedness, the playing of their studio instrument, dubbed the Mighty cWirliTzer, has become a staple in the weekly broadcast but not without controversy. As a result of this excitedly raucous musical treat, their podcast has been banned in China and most of the continent of Africa.
Justin Timberlake has nothin' on the God Whisperers. Anybody can bring sexy back- it takes a certain skill to bring back the theater organ.
by Sir Rusty Shackleford XVI August 23, 2011
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porcelain god

Normally prayed to when one is sick. tho porcelain god refers to your toilet and the act of vomiting in said toilet for any reason.
Guy 1- "where is jim?"
Guy 2- "jim had to much to drink he is currently praying to the porcelain god"
*sounds of retching in the bathroom*
by bladejkl July 12, 2012
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Zoe god

Someone who swaps or scams people who deserve it
Timmy and Nathan are the og Zoe gods
by White man 233 April 10, 2019
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