Ghetto-Laid

Two different types of kool-aid mixed together with a crap ton of sugar (unmeasured) and normal amount of water.

Friend: Hey, what is there to drink?
Girl: I made some Ghetto-Laid, it is in the fridge.

by Melissa & Ashley February 23, 2021

ghetto trendy

when someone is trendy but eats hot Cheetos in the morning

"Billy from tinder is ghetto trendy"

by billyfromtinder April 17, 2021

Ghetto Gold

Entitlement program provided to low-income households used to purchase food. Also know as Food Stamps, EBT, Hood Money.

Hey dawg what ya doing? Don't use ya money to buy that redbull slide this...its dat ghetto gold.

by GRJizzle April 26, 2021

Ghetto G.O.A.T

Ghetto GOAT or Ghetto G.O.A.T - is the status earned if you are someone (usually a parent) who has a job but still lives in bad conditions, (high crime, high drug usage, high homeless problems, bad influences,) who has a don't fuck with me attitude when it comes to their family! They are street smart and tough and if has to be -"violent," to "defend" and ward off the outside influence to the younger generation they are raising! They handle their business and take care of their family, with normal jobs, and teach the kids the right morals day in day out. "fearless"of "anyone"who tries to teach the kid the wrong way. And is also ready to fight, kill or die for the "right" thing. To not coward in the face of adversity. The word "goat" is used as a "sports term" (greatest of all time) -the "family" of the man/woman is the persons team! Its literally all they work for, teach for, struggle for, so the kids can have a better life. An achiever even in the ghetto! against the urban city bullshit and showing that you can still bring up tough,strong, youth. For the most part, these legends have respect. Because they were able to keep their shit in line, dont get kids taken by CPS, and is lawyal to their FAMILY 100 percent. Alot of "stepped up" parents who take care of CPS kids are ghetto GOATS!They proved to be able to take care of the their kids or family by doing the right thing regardless of the outside influences.

did you see his instagram post? That foos a ghetto g.o.a.t! His dad slapped the shit out of him when he found out he joined a gang. He told him to do something about it? Since he's supposed to be hard now! His son didnt do anything! He coward with his head down. so he said his son is now "jumped out" the gang and if anyone n the gang watching his instagram had a problem with it they can come and see him too! Because in the end his dad is ready and willing to kill or die for his son, and for whats ultimately right! He respects his family, works hard takes care of them. Wtf that foo needed to join a gang for? Respect a ghetto GOAT if you got one. Dumb ass!

by TheOctopus November 9, 2022

Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.

You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Ghetto Mimosa

A Ghetto Mimosa is Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and orange juice

Rena and Tash were downing them Ghetto Mimosas at work

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Ghetto Blaster

The "Ghetto Blaster" commonly known as just Luger or Luger P08 is a toggle-locked recoil-operated semi-automatic pistol. The Luger was produced in several models and by several nations from 1898 to 1948. "Ghetto Blaster" originates from the Holocaust and how the Jews got clapped by the Luger P08.

Child: "What was grandma like?"
Jewish Grandfather: "Idk, all I know is she got 220'd to the head by a Ghetto Blaster."

by MinorityWith1911 December 20, 2021