by Sheepthulhu October 17, 2020

by Dewders914 January 18, 2025

by billy bomb February 22, 2024

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.
by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019

by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019

A debilitating health condition in which the feet are short, fat and hairy, with a high arch. Symptoms include constantly overheated feet due to poor temperature regulation abilities, and an obsessive urge to wet the feet before bed in a misguided attempt to attain optimal hydration. This leaves the feet smelling like soggy mothballs.
Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
Not to be confused with chewed-up rat feet, where the toes are all different shapes, lengths and sizes and resemble the leavings of a rodent's breakfast, with a strong aroma of old milk.
by benbenefits April 9, 2020

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 18, 2025
