Dick Toupee

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

by PieKnee October 6, 2016

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Dick Depot

A girl who is very sexually promiscuous.

X: Whoa. Katie is really quite the dick depot.
O: I know, I fucked her last night.
X: Me too!

by KatrinatTamica October 9, 2008

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Tuna dick

When a guy doesn't wash himself in some days or pees a lot without shaking it clean, and the penis starts emanating a rancid smell of pissy tuna.

I ain't gonna suck that. You smell like tuna, go wash yourself.

It seems that you suffer from a severe case of tuna dick.

by Old Janitor May 2, 2017

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Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

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pyramid dick

A genetic mutation that causes the penis to grow gradually larger the closer it gets to the balls.

I fucked this guy last night, it hurt, he had a pyramid dick!

by Thepyramiddicksucker101 October 27, 2013

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(noun) individual partial to the notion of fallacing others in a non-discriminative manner. Generally applied to women wearing an excess of makeup and or body piercings. May also be commonly used when describing a scantly-clad female. -slut -cock nobber -prostitute

Holy shit, I can see her pussy in that skirt, that bitch must be a dick piggy!

by art the great February 8, 2010

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