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Peruvian Coffee

This term is used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. It is often used to describe someone who doesn't care about showering or personal hygiene. This term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. Only the smell of the coffee.
Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!
by ugaatl September 8, 2025
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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023
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2am coffee grind

when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024
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Coffee

Come… Over… For… FreeEarlyEnergy!
You want some coffee? Sure come over for free early energy!
by Don Ash January 5, 2022
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jail house coffee

Jail house coffee is when you add about half the normal amount of coffee grounds that have already made a pot. It’s a way a cheap start up tries to save a buck on the company coffee that management meagerly buys.
Starbucks tastes like jail house coffee once you get your own espresso machine.
by Beech Bum. June 14, 2018
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to be someone's coffee

Phrase told about somebody you cannot imagine living without, somebody you really appreciate.
I love you, you are my coffee.
Cristine is my coffee, I don't know what I would do without her.
I want to be someone's coffee one day.
by TheEveni November 16, 2018
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black coffee

black coffee is purely brewed coffee. no creamer, no milk, no sugar. people don't actually like black coffee, they only drink it because they think it makes them look cool.
black coffee drinker: yeah, i drink black coffee.
normal person: no you dont. banished to the underworld.
black coffee drinker:
by sprucewolf November 2, 2024
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