Coffee

What keeps all human beings alive

She almost died but then took a sip of coffee and lived

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021

Phillips Coffee

A brewing machine that strange fruit under the popplier of the chimney grows.

Phillips Coffee was also the name of a road bicycle racing team sponsored by the company.

by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021

Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.

Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.

by poorprogamming July 8, 2017

Coffee Creamer

When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.

You know Micheal? He's quite the coffee creamer.

by QTEila May 19, 2021

coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.

dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!

by singleton October 13, 2008

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016