When it’s not quite a micropenis, but not necessarily a monster dong, that bit of middle ground can be referred to as a “sigma chode”
(In the doctors office)
Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”
Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
Braeden: “You see doc, it’s not really a micro penis, it’s more of a sigma chode”
Doctor: “Please put your penis away”
by Shlong_Buster_57 March 1, 2024
Get the sigma chodemug. by ayebae22 November 22, 2015
Get the chodemug. When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.
by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017
Get the Chinese Chode Fingersmug. by little lllll June 13, 2018
Get the chodemug. When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.
When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.
When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”
“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”
“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”
“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chodingmug. 
by 1q2w3e4r5t6z77gh June 12, 2023
Get the Chodemug.