Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

Chode check

When you want to verify is someone has a chode

Alex definitely has a chode, let’s go chode check him to make sure

by Sports net February 16, 2024

jode the chode

Someone who is small, pocketsized perhaps and whos role in life is to get shat on by their friends..

Called this because a chode is a penis that is fatter than it is long, and if you had a chode - you'd be ripped all the time.

Your toilet seat is PADDED? What are you; jode the chode?

by carchester December 15, 2010

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Chode Virus

When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode

Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!!
Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,

by TheUrbanTales September 24, 2020

Chuddy chode

A chuddy chode is a nickname for a small joint. References chuds and the perception of them having small dicks, known as chodes, of which the minuscule joint is reminiscent.

“I’m gonna go smoke a chode”
“Anyone want a chuddy?”
“Brian always rolls chuddy chodes”

by TrashBagDumpster November 5, 2025

Bloody Chode

The action of a chad proceeding to stick his fork in your corn dog and waving it in a figure 8 pattern. Often gets soaked in ketchup.

What the hell Ethan. You gave Dylan a bloody chode. Whats he gonna eat now.

by Lil munts December 20, 2017