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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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chinese tea

Yo nigga were is the "chinese tea".
by Seantheman April 26, 2014
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Chinese

A racial slur sinophobic (Chinese-hating), racist people use against Asians after COVID in 2020. They think the pandemic from China gave them license to discriminate against Asians whenever they feel like it.

If you say you’re not Chinese, they say you’re ugly, because 1) they don’t find beauty in general Asian features and 2) they want to make you feel bad.

“Chinese” is the slur nowadays simply because Covid came from China and people use that term to make Asians feel bad by association. If it came from Korea, and Koreans were getting the hate every night on TV like the Chinese are, they’d call Asians they want to attack “Korean” to insult them, and so on.

Some people act like they aren’t being racist calling a random Asian “Chinese,” because “Chinese” is an ethnicity and not a race. But you can’t tell who is Chinese by evaluating their looks, their general Asian features (such as eyes), so it is racist. Imagine calling a Black person “Haitian” or a White person “Russian.” They have Haitian and Russian features, respectively! But are they Haitian or Russian?

Let’s stop discriminating against others for their differences and treat everyone, even Asians and of course the Chinese, as equals. Because they are. We as people are equals and are one race, together—the human race.

If someone calls you a slur, it’s because they can’t accept that everyone is equal and just as worthy as they are. There’s something wrong with them— not you!

Have a great day! :)
They walk by you and randomly yell, “CHINESE!!”

You’re not Chinese? But you’re so ugly!”
by D.D.O December 1, 2024
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Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.
Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.
by saralipsy November 29, 2023
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Chinese finger trap

When one stretches their foreskin over another's penis fully covering it, imitating a Chinese finger trap.
person1: yo bro lets Chinese finger trap!
person2: no homie you've been watching to man VTubers
by ColeRed2000 September 26, 2021
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chinese wings

I licked that girl out on her period it tasted like ‘Chinese wings’!
by dyl wes August 14, 2020
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Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.
P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025
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