Ball Beater

A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.

Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater

by even123angrybirds July 18, 2024

Jim Beaner

When you pour Jim Bean onto a man’s penis and then give him a foot job.

We got so drunk last night that I think Darren gave Denny a Jim Beaner.

by dothestance September 6, 2023

Wife Beater Day

Celebrated on December 14th, a day where every man where’s his wife beater everywhere he goes, including the library

Hey boys let’s wear our Wife Beaters to the library to study for exams since it is wife beater day

by Gymbro18 December 13, 2023

Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024

School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.

Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.

by kylerrat November 12, 2023

dirty beamer

When you fuck your gun then snipe someone with it from at least 300 yards away as to disrespect that person in every way possible.

Person 1: yo dude did you say that (someone) get dirty beamered looked like a white laser I heard the dudes son killed himself because of it

Person 2: yea dude, I heard the person was a dirty Seth

by Smokey and pen pen fan November 18, 2023

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner

by MethWizard November 22, 2023