irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.

Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.

by Snubbish December 9, 2017

BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!

by Bbelle October 21, 2022

Irish Party

A party like event (similar to parties thrown by an Irish host) which last to the wee hours in the morning. You usually continue your day as if you just woke up early.

"I'm going to an Irish party tonight, I will be really tired tomorrow morning!"

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

Irish Cream

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape

Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered

by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017

Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.

Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.

by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023