What Putin’s Pawn, in a nearly psychotic state of frenzied ultra-victimhood, halfway believes and attempts to convince his “loyal base“ is true.
He began his incoherent middle-of-the-night twitterblasts with references, endless references, to the fake impeachment inquiry he grandiosely imagined he could magically tweet into existence.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 08, 2019
Girl who wears fake eyelashes on a regular basis, not just on special occassions. She is as fake as her eyelashes. Fake hair extensions, fake nails, fake tan, lots of make-up, lots of fake accessories...etc. Her main goal in life is to find a sugar daddy to support her fake habit. Girls can see right through them but guys are blinded by the fake beauty. If she took all the "fake" off, she would just be another washed-up plain jane.
She ignored the seemingly average guy until she saw his new ride, that's when the fake eyelash girl instantly befriended him.
by hollaatchagirl2 May 19, 2011
Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!
by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017
A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.
Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch
by Sparticus Freeholdius May 07, 2009
noun.
the bane of normal people's existences.
their unfortunate presence in the world causes terrible demise. i actually hope everyone of these people die.
the bane of normal people's existences.
their unfortunate presence in the world causes terrible demise. i actually hope everyone of these people die.
Sentence: Damn, Them Fake ass hoes be riding my dick 24/7.
Sentence: Fake ass hoes were in my house and at the movies today, i really hope they blow up.
Sentence: Fake ass hoes were in my house and at the movies today, i really hope they blow up.
by GentileFreaker February 21, 2009
A man who goes by the name Ryan Bassett, who drives around London in a black London taxi cab. He fucks women by bribing them with a free ride. You know its the fake taxi man as he’ll say “where’d you wanna go luv” you when you get in his cab.
by ThoidTheMeatHead February 07, 2019
In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.
So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.
by YAWA March 22, 2020