Short dick

A guy who a micro penis ...

Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy

by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019

shorted

To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.

Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."

by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

Above the knee shorts

Shorts that stop above the knee.

If the knees don't show, the hoes won't go.

Joe looks good in his above the knee shorts.

by Andax1216 September 8, 2019

Short Solomon

A short king that is Jewish.

"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."

"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."

"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."

"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."

by adventurebeans June 21, 2025

YouTube Shorts

TikTok, but 10x worse.

Person: I hate TikTok. It's cringe.
Me: I know, but have you seen YouTube Shorts? It's full of bullshit even worse than what you see on TikTok.
Person: Bet.

by CallMeLankyBox March 2, 2025

short stack

ususally as white guy name Trey, thinks hes cool at football but really is just a short fuck.

bro did you see the short stack trying to play? Miss me with that.

by ggevers May 28, 2018

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020