Fetid turkey

Someone who is a big-time loser. They say things like "big-time." And they usually have lame jobs like working at a store. They think they're cool and funny, but they're not at all. They may or may not smell terrible.

Do you see that guy over there? He's such a fetid turkey. Why? Because he's lame, stupid and smells bad.

by Gimli's Ma April 7, 2013

yellow turkey

When you throw up on a guys dick while giving him head.

Becky I can't believe you gave him yellow turkey!" "He was going too deep!"

by Bebamae March 4, 2015

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Disco Turkey

The greatest name one could bestow on their favorite kush, pet, and/or garage band.

If I had a pet turkey, I’d name it: Disco Turkey.

by Beatlegeuse June 20, 2019

catching the crazy turkey

A sexual act in which 6 chickens, Michael, and Lindsay (as a bird) gather in a bed and make sweet, sweet eggs.

Michael, you're busy over there in Lindsay's bed catching the crazy turkey.

by cjfrey96 December 13, 2014

turkey gravy

a soupy shit resembling thanksgiving turkey gravy.

after 62 burritos, ziggy had a bad case of turkey gravy.

by pappapittmudman February 4, 2004

turkey bitch

70s inspired phrase that is equvilient to calling someone a bitch, but by adding "turkey" it adds more of a playful/seasonal quality. Should be used jokingly. Is not intended for genuine insults.

Abby: Kate, god, you're such a turkey bitch!
*giggles*
Kate: That's right, cock-splap! (see, COCK-SPLAP)

by wootwoot41 December 21, 2006