turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.

by wch-meister October 24, 2017

turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.

Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.

by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014

ungrateful turd

Someone who is ungrateful and a piece of shit at the same time

Wow your such an ungrateful turd sometimes, you could at least thank me for sucking your cock dad

by Topdeck July 4, 2015

turd flirting

Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?

Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...

by Moose-balls January 29, 2017

Turd Wheel

When you are on a date and you have to fart or shit, but you have to hold it in.

I couldn't wait to drop Sarah off so that I could get rid of this turd wheel.

by Ekimzeni May 11, 2018

Turd Lip

When someone smells something that has a foul odor causing them to make a weird gesture with there lip/face.
Unfortunately for some people they were born with turd lip.

She had turd lip

by KanyeWesten May 13, 2010

Turd cutter

Bah-donk-ah-donk

That bitches turd cutter jiggle when she wiggle

by Mamo December 1, 2019