turd hurler

One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.

Dude I just got tagged in the face by that roided ass turd hurler

by MacdaddyAge May 30, 2011

turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019

teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

by The sting May 29, 2014

ghost turd

To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop

I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd

by timberjaw February 2, 2015

turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.

by wch-meister October 24, 2017

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

by dr sauce October 28, 2011

turd burgeler

Someone who steals shit from you or someone else.

Dude is such a Turd Burgeler. Always stealing shit.

by Rocko Da Pimp December 30, 2014