by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019
Get the Turd cuttermug. 1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.
3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
Get the Turd gauntletmug. The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.
Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.
by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009
Get the Turd lipstickmug. a small enclosed area in which to defacate, such as an outhouse or covered kitty litter box with a door.
by Redvelvette May 7, 2011
Get the turd cabinmug. by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017
Get the Corker turdmug. The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
by regdoss September 13, 2018
Get the Tactical turdmug. by DivineFarter May 31, 2011
Get the Turd Ghostmug.