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Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.
Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.
by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019
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Turd gauntlet

1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.

2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.

3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
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Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.
Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.
by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009
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turd cabin

a small enclosed area in which to defacate, such as an outhouse or covered kitty litter box with a door.
Socks is sure stirring up something in his turd cabin!
by Redvelvette May 7, 2011
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Corker turd

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.
I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.
by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017
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Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.
"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"
by regdoss September 13, 2018
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Turd Ghost

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.
by DivineFarter May 31, 2011
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