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Turd gauntlet

1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.

2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.

3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
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Goat Turd

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.
by Pest March 11, 2018
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turd hurler

One who uses the male/female ecrements to launch off on unsuspecting victims. Also an unrecognized sport in southern parts of the country.
Dude I just got tagged in the face by that roided ass turd hurler
by MacdaddyAge May 30, 2011
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turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.
I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.
by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019
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turd tat

A tattoo that is received in a hole in the wall tattoo shop or possibly in prison. Turd tats are given by a inexperienced person with homade equiptment and not using safety measures. Most turd tats are the first tattoo a person gets that isn't professionally done. Most turd tats usually say "MOM" or "DAD" in homade ink.
John just came out of prison with huge turd tat
by SpooDog July 5, 2009
mugGet the turd tatmug.

turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions
Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.
by wch-meister October 24, 2017
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turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.
Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!
by dr sauce October 28, 2011
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

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