Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

Bed brushing

Lazy brushing of da hair on da bed

I made a new thing, bed brushing.

by Killakatniss April 21, 2021

Other Bed

A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)

“Want to hang out later?”
“I can’t, I have a date with my other bed”

by Qicard May 21, 2020

bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.

In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂

by Bed Milk August 21, 2016

Bed Bean

A person who lounges in bed, usually with an electronic, a snack, or both. Can be used intermittently with couch potato.

"Dude, Dave's been laying in bed all day, a total bed bean. It's actually kind of concerning at this point."

by FermentedOJ December 1, 2020

Bed nazi

When your significant other has the need to make the bed the second the last person gets up.

Got up to pee and marissa had made the bed before I was done sleeping. Bitch I was just about to hop back in, you bed nazi!

by Brian g January 18, 2021