dirt-stach

When your face gets dirty and there's a shadow of dirt on your upper lip giving the appearance of a mustache made of dirt:

Obviously Joey hasn't washed his face in days; he's rocking the 'dirt-stache'!

by RedBombshell February 24, 2015

dirt beaver

When you're eating a girl out, all while sitting in a giant mud pile.

Totally gave her the dirt beaver this past weekend.

by Datdirtbeav26 October 5, 2016

Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal

Jess’s family is weird as dirt

by Dave diggs September 26, 2021

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

dirt

gossip.

Do you have any dirt?

by my-my-what-a-bean January 17, 2016

Dirt Mitt

Ones buttox hole

Johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010

Dirt

A clear peace of shit

He's dirt

by Fodkhejrndn April 15, 2016