clam exam

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.

He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam

by JoeCook February 11, 2015

Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.

My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?

by Shaloami October 16, 2008

Clam Vendor

A prostitute, one who accepts monetary compensation for sex.

That clam vendor almost gave me the clap.

by ClamVendor March 20, 2009

Clam Cracker

A Female Trump Supporter from the greater Pacific Northwest.

That Trump rally today will be Filthy with Clam Crackers in Bremerton.

by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025

Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

clam bake

When receiving analingus from another party, sitting on their mouth and proceeding to defacate.

I was with this girl the other night and I gave her a clam bake because she wasn't down with doing anal.

by Streetsweepa September 25, 2009

STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024