Alva Academy

A really bad school with teachers who are utterly useless beyond imagination.

"This computing teacher is awful!"
"Yeah, she must be from Alva Academy!"

by thecatdoesnotgooof May 2, 2022

Trinity Academy

A school in South London full of kids calling themselves roadmen.
Most of them live far away in places like Croydon.

Guy 1: Hey, where do those kids come from?
Guy 2: Oh, they're from trinity academy, they think they're roadmen.

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Longfield Academy

A school full of cunts masquerading as students.

Fun Fact: The students at Longfield Academy are so out of control that they broke into a factory and went joyriding on a forklift.

by BeanzMeenzHeinz June 21, 2024

Hillel Academy

A school full of a bunch of stuck up , YETI carrying, uptown lightskins, who like to pretend that they're from the ghetto. They all come from an unusually wealthy background and are usually sent their cus they're too rich for public school, and most transfer from Campion. The best part, they were founded in 1969.

I would hate to go to Hillel Academy

by eggomelette January 24, 2023

Mountainville Academy

It actually sucks. You might as well be kept hostage by the Taliban. Some days you can see Satan himself in the halls.

That school mountainville academy is ass

by Bug Ounce March 2, 2020

Carlton Yute academy

Carlton Yute academy, often referred to as CYA, is basically hogwarts but for young trappers. Students there will partake in such courses as ‘ making opp boy do ten toes’, ‘ lingo’, ‘ running the streets’, and many more ‘cheeky’ activities. CYA often partakes in school trips visiting notorious venues such as Stokesley Trap house, Carlton cotton picking factory and St Augustines Anglican Church.

My current education is in the hands of Carlton Yute Academy.

by Sufian’s bf June 23, 2021

Paddington Academy

A prison like building that may deceive you via its building and open day, however by signing the contract you have earnt yourself a seven year sentence in an NPC producing factory. Beware of silent transitions and teachers waiting to give you an hour for not saying good morning back. You may also be exposed to revealing your socks due to an unprecedented sock check. Note. Must be navy or black or you get an hour. Some teachers start off good but due to their training they are evolved into another non playable character whose reason for living is purely sentencing you to confinement in a room after school, where you pretend to do work. This is not to mention the exams they make you do RIGHT AFTER THE HOLIDAYS?! And the endless pile of homework you have to do for teachers that don't even take time out of their day to mark it.

polly: Come to paddington academy, its great!
jamal adbulaziz abdulrahman the second: no thanks, ive heard its part of the matrix

by Im telling the truth LLLLLL January 11, 2023