Dirt

Dirt is the meanest person ever because he accused me of calling him the n word and i’m really really upset about it

dirt if your seeing this ily really

by xavierhasapisskink January 19, 2022

Dirt

You know what dirt is you jackass.

I love eating dirt.

Wtf is wrong with you?

by Cactus #1 July 25, 2023

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix

"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"

by gillard johnson April 1, 2024

Dirt cloud

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies

Hey tommy if you make me angry one more time im gonna dirt cloud your grandma

by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022

dirt stash

A thin layer of pubetic hair above the top lip

God, jimmy has a dirt stash... It looks like he smeared shit all over it

by Big boyqqwweeerr September 7, 2016

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023

dirt trooper

White Dudes that only date black people make or female.

“Hey did you hear Trevor went Dirt Trooper all up in Jamal’s pooper? “
“Doesn’t surprise me at all you know his sister is a Mudshark. “

by Provolone421 September 16, 2020