Quote Book

Where Parker and I hide every irrelevant/irreverent thing my friends say.

Van - “Dang now Levi’s gonna put it in his quote book.”

by Yeah fine my name is levi September 20, 2021

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A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

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Book

Only for fucking nerds

You read books? What a fucking nerd

by Uh oh, please stop January 9, 2020

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book goddess

Some random know-it-all bitch who drinks too much tea reads way too many books and is a harry potter addict with some asshole friends who either spam her or bully her, book goddesses are amazing people, definitely find yourself one of em and start dating em ;)

You: man i really need me a book goddess
Friend: same
Book Goddess: *exists*
You: uh, were not friends anymore man, that book goddess be mine
Friend: you little bi-

by spicymangopig November 12, 2019

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paste-book

A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.

Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.

by Brubban November 25, 2016

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