Girlfriend guy

A guy usually named Nathan who spends his Monday nights with his girlfriend instead of the boys

Kerst-Where’s Nathan for Monday shotguns?
Moe-no idea, ohhh wait he’s with his new girlfriend
Friend 3- oh he’s a girlfriend guy now

by Sweet4469 February 24, 2020

Jacob Guy

Greasy nonce

Did you see that jacob guy the other day

by BIGDIXFLEX October 2, 2018

bouncy guy

chase corry....an awesome guy with really cool hair.

OH MY GOODNESS!!! Here comes the bouncy guy!

by l and r March 31, 2004

Nice guy

Not to be confused with a genuine nice guy, a nice guy is a guy who is nice to someone, untill they get regected, after so, insisting they were 'being nice' and 'arent like other guys that would beat them'.
Usually can be spotted with a Neck beard and/or a fedora. Can also be heard using the term "Nice guys finish last".

Nice guy: I dont get it! She sat with me guring lunch, she smiled at me, and made eye contact! Apparently she dosent want to fuck. I gess its true....nice guys finish last.....

by Cowboy deez December 29, 2018

CADET GUY

This term refers to those who are so engrossed and utterly obsessed specifically with any form of military cadets (or perhaps any youth organisation) that they fail to think or say anything not about cadets. There are 12 levels of "guyness" which rank all cadets or youth organisation members from very unenthusiastic to sucking-off instructor just to gain favour. Cadet guys are usually single-minded individuals who only look to gain promotion and uphold prestige of unit for personal satisfaction. high level guys like to enforce their rank on others for ego boosts and will often use the word regalia. cadet guys are gimps

sampson said to the cadet commander: "i will do anything to become an officer"
cadet commander: "anything? you're such a cadet guy! down on your knees!"
sampson: "why thankyou sir!"

by spartacus the windowdresser February 11, 2010

Guy Five

An epic slapping together of hands by brofriends. Doesn't involve any other body parts, JUST HANDS! A guy five should hurt the palm of your hand, otherwise you aren't doing it right. Your hand should tingle for hours afterwards.

A guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. Often coupled with a brohug.

Guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.

Levi: "OMG I just designed a new rug!"

James: "GUY FIVE!"

*Huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world*

by Vickigail December 9, 2012

Runner Guy

We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.

Did you see that Runner Guy's shorts?

by MRunner16 July 31, 2016