turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.

by wch-meister October 24, 2017

stirred the turd

to attempt to make a situation better but actually make it worse

man you really stirred the turd

by Emmet Kiley April 20, 2013

Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

Corker turd

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.

I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.

by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017

turd dystocia

when a turn just won't come all the way out and creeps back in when you quit pushing.

Leave me alone! I'm on the porcelain throne with a serious case of turd dystocia!

by ballouuollab March 12, 2009

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

Turd Ghost

A fart

He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.

by DivineFarter May 31, 2011