dirt head

Someone with dreads who chooses to look homeless but actually isn’t. A trust-fund young adult with outspoken socialist political leanings and filthy clothes often stinking of patchouli or other incense. Dirt heads can typically be found loitering in small groups, generally with dogs and often with musical instruments. Can often be found busking in urban settings or attending small-venue indie musical acts.

Have you seen Abby recently? She’s a dirt head now. Her armpit hair is dirtier than my nutsac after I wiped my ass back-to-front.

by Uncle Butt March 22, 2023

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eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

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Dirt Wizard

Long haired dudes into stoner metal who have an interest in choppers and vans. Tattoos typical, a job in the service industry common.

Man, Billy is becoming such a dirt wizard.

by Becky Black April 26, 2025

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Loser Dirt

Men who act like the dirt you can’t even grow anything in, the kind of dirt that doesn’t even make good mud.

Tyler is the Biggest Pile of Loser Dirt.

by BunnyIsRight777 May 21, 2025

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Dirt book

A book with names of people you don’t like/have bad feelings towards, see also “shitlist”

“You’re in my dirt book now”
“People in my dirt book should hope to never run into me”

by katkatkatkatka May 22, 2025

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Yiddish Dirt Tunnel

The action of spreading a girls ass that has not been cleaned. Upon opening one years Yiddish echo from the depths. And smearing all bowel remains on ones face like simba

Damn bro, that Jewish girl started squirming when i did ate her Yiddish dirt tunnel

by BigDBUSTER June 5, 2025

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