by coolawesomenctzen123 March 18, 2021
Get the see / the real nayeonmug. After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.
Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
by aliberry August 15, 2023
Get the Real French crimemug. A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.
Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.
Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.
by Matt Fen April 26, 2004
Get the real nice shortaymug. function: verb
1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.
2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.
3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.
4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.
3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.
4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
Get the take a real onemug. by ikillu101 March 11, 2005
Get the dont real on memug. This is what a man or woman is when they know their self worth. They will not settle for less. Someone that has set their standards high. Those standards are respected only because those that want the man or woman in question know they are getting something that everyone wants, but can't have.
For instance, there's a woman who knows exactly what she wants and more importantly, deserves. A woman like this is a high commodity. Surely a "real" man does not want someone who is not sure of herself. Therefore, the woman is most likely wanted by several men and therefore, is "high real estate."
by SquirtyTurd May 21, 2009
Get the High Real Estatemug. Brody- You dudes wanna go to the mall? I'm meeting Amanda there.
Juan- Fuck yeah, didn't she just turn 17? Prime real estate right there, son.
Eric- Hell yeah. Plus, it's the mall. Where else can you find such a high concentration of some prime real estate?
Juan- Fuck yeah, didn't she just turn 17? Prime real estate right there, son.
Eric- Hell yeah. Plus, it's the mall. Where else can you find such a high concentration of some prime real estate?
by nandeezy June 5, 2010
Get the Prime Real Estatemug.