Brazilian Surprise

This is when a man spits on a womans back right before he ejaculates. The woman will think the spit is the semen and will turn around, and this is when the man actually cums on her face and surprises her.

Damn, my husband gave me the best anniversary present last night with a Brazilian Surprise!

by Tyler DaMan May 21, 2008

caramel surprise

the act of covering your penis with poo then when a girl near you yawns u quickly stick your weiner in her mouth and then run...hitnrun, caramel surprise......unforgiveable

Matt:yo anthony i was chillin with jenna up in ottawa and i gave her a caramel surprise she couldnt breathe....
Anthony:was it unforgiveable?
Jennas brother:Matt im gonna kick the shit out of you!
Alex:im hard
Mitch:mu-hele hele?

by mattownslife February 23, 2008

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

Morrisey Suprise

When a plastic surgeon ejaculates into the hole cut into the breast of a breast augmentation patient. Often the implant is then filled with semen rather than more traditional materials.

I could tell dat hoe had a cheap morrisey suprise because even though I fucked her cunt she ended up with a pearl necklace and smaller breasts.

by Ben Davisddd July 20, 2008

Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

superbowl surprise

a huge explosive fart brought upon by an injury

When Brent jumped on Hilary's guts, she let loose a huge Superbowl Surprise.

by frijole January 10, 2009

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009