stiffware

Software that is so old its inventors / programmers have long since died !

Why are we still even using this stiffware in this day and age ?

by jimacko May 27, 2009

Stiffy

A word used to describe the typical stance of our soldiers.

He stood on guard outside Buckingham Palace looking like a big stiffy.

by Ooossshh April 21, 2018

Stiffy

An extended magazine for a firearm.

"You already know I got a Stiffy on this glock"

by Kazials February 3, 2018

stiffen up

A phrase used by some fat fuck with a cast on his hand

He told his friend to stiffen up after he referred to him as "fatass" for getting three plates

by Bagmoney September 6, 2021

Banjo Stiffy

Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.

Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!

by Tidy Rich October 6, 2012

sniffely

the state of having the sniffles. Being stuffed up from a common cold or other sickness. May cause having to breath in through the nasal passage often, or else blow your nose.

I've been sniffely all week because of this cold I have.

by Rachel B. August 23, 2007

Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

by corriger January 29, 2009