When she drops and flops your penis her mouth for some fast head in the snack food aisle at the grocery store and you bust a fat nut down her chin leaving her dripping custard all the way to the express checkout.
Overhead Speaker: Stockboy with a mop to snack foods. There’s a special on aisle 3.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
Bitch done dropped and gave me a special on aisle 3. All I wanted was some Doritos.
by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018
1. A burger roll containing three rashers of bacon and a doughnut.
2. An innuendo referring to what the pizza man is delivering to a frustrated female.
3. A sexual act of extreme power or thrust.
2. An innuendo referring to what the pizza man is delivering to a frustrated female.
3. A sexual act of extreme power or thrust.
1. "I'd like the Big daddy Special with that."
2. "Did somebody order the Big Daddy Special, extra Daddy?... I'm coming for you baby"
3. "Papa's inbound with the big daddy special"
2. "Did somebody order the Big Daddy Special, extra Daddy?... I'm coming for you baby"
3. "Papa's inbound with the big daddy special"
by Morgazm the Powerful February 02, 2015
When someone smokes marijuana and blows the smoke into the Vaginal Cavity and the female queefs it out Preferably in a “toot toot” fashion.
by Captain Clam Boat March 23, 2019
by Glorified Toaster June 25, 2017
When a lonely woman spreads tuna paste or a pate between the lips of her vagina and lets her cat mow down on her goods
by not kolton m October 30, 2013
The adolescent act of rushing home after school to look up porn and masturbate on the singular family computer before the rest of the family returns home.
Person A: "Want to hang out after school?"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
Person B: "No way dude, I am heading straight home to try an squeeze in an after school special. My family will be home soon, and we are heading out of town on vacation for the weekend once they arrive. If I don't rub this one out now, it will be never."
Person A: "YOU MUST HURRY, GO NOW!"
by J.Tugs July 09, 2011
The act of 'rubbing one out' (masterbating) while taking a dump. Best shot is during the Superbowl, when there is a 30 min half-time. Practice during the season is recommended. Try it today!
I am so ready for the big game I've been practicing my Half-time Special all season, and I've come close during the playoffs.
by GKripe February 03, 2011