Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.

by Spanking that September 9, 2016

Spanky Panky

The casually aggressive form of intimacy, sometimes practiced in public, between two people that enjoy rough sexual play. Including but not limited to slapping, grabbing, hair pulling and spanking. From the Latin phrase "Hankus Pankus" which means hand job wrestling. Related term: Hanky Panky.

"My girlfriend and I were taking part in some spanky panky behind the baseball diamond after school."
"Take it down a notch kids, I can hear your spanky panky from downstairs. "
"If we keep going with this spanky panky, your going to have to beat me up and sit on my face."

by Jeffy Douglass March 21, 2017

Spankgirl

A young woman who can't get any dick so she's caught frigging off all the time.

She is such a Spankgirl!

by TheCunningStunts July 12, 2018

SPANKY

A nice nickname to give your friend. In the ancient age it was used to describe the “kindred soul”.

Oh goodness! You’re so sweet, just like a spanky.

by Jojo babes April 22, 2020

Spanky Wanky

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed

Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

by biggestunicorn May 16, 2020

Wet Spanky

The act of sticking a used condom inside a woman's anus, allowing it to marinate inside her anal cavity for up to 10 minutes, removing it, and then slapping her in the face with the condom.

Gabriel gave Emily a wet spanky after their sexual intercourse.

Adam pleasured Eve, and then proceeded to give her a wet spanky.

by Jabriel Guan June 18, 2011

Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action

dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me

by Master of Taint November 29, 2011