This describes the situation in which a homosexualmale in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.
"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."
big smoke: CAP YOUR ASS
big smoke: AND YOUR ASS
big smoke: YOU WANT SOME, TOO?
big smoke: ICE COLD BABY
big smoke: I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE CJ: oh man, check out "special agent big smoke"
To commit suicide, Seppukku, Hari-Kari, or any other form of ending one's life by placing the barrel of a shotgun in your mouth, tying a string to the trigger, and giving it a stern kick.
I hope that bitch Rosie Odonell does us all a favor and decides to smoke a shotgun.