mass-shoe-bation

Engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.

Guy 1: What have you been up to lately?
Guy 2: Not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
Guy 1: You do that a lot, don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, I just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. Some of them I want to buy.
Guy 1: So you like mass-shoe-bation?
Guy 2: I guess so. I am a mass-shoe-bator.

Guy 1 : Just be careful. My dad says it can make you go blind.

by Dr. Lobo October 10, 2013

Hot in their shoes

A person that is angry and has issues.

I was at a friends the other day and they needed to be slapped as he was hot in their shoes.

by Moulan Gouge March 13, 2012

victim shoes

Flip-Flops or other footwear that proves useless in life or death situations

"If he hadn't been wearing victim shoes, he might have gotten away"

by crazyirishscotchdrinker January 16, 2012

Shoe lace boy

Someone that wears a shoelace as a belt. usually a skateboarder.

DUDE! Check out those shoe lace boys! They are soo HOT!

by Birrd November 16, 2011

the old shoe trick

when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!

Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011

tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

by cyanide_sun1660 October 8, 2023

Shoe

A foot cover

I like the shoe

by anonymous January 1, 2024