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Scooter Jockey 

Fat people at Wall-Mart that ride scooters around.
"Holy shit that fat scooter jockey almost ran over my foot."
Scooter Jockey by sfrb52 May 5, 2010

shoot marshmallows 

A gaming term for the weapon a player is using is extremely weak & unusable.
proscopez8348: "Dude, the Uzi is so weak! Does it shoot marshmallows?"
modhax1999: "Yeah, that gun sucks. Use a FAMAS."

SCOOTER! 

(verb) Leading a person to believe that you agree and/or approve of their words and/or actions.

This is very common amongst school age children and adults who refuse to accept that they are no longer children.
The act is as follows:
Agree with the victim and then make a gesture as if you will "high-five" them. Next, avoid their hand and make a gesture as if you're riding a scooter (motorcycle or bicycle).
Lastly, yell out very loudly "SCOOTER" and embarrass your friends until they threaten to stop talking to you. Be very careful, they may begin to SCOOTER you!
Pass it on. It's FUN!

A variation of the word PSYCHE!
Hannah: "Hey Alex, my mom says the hamburgers are ready. I'm so hungry."
Alex (the victim): "Thanks Hannah, I'm gonna eat 3 hamburgers with cheese! Let's go."
Hannah: "I'll keep an eye on the food patrol so we can eat everything we want. Yeaaaah!" (makes a high-five gesture)
Alex goes for the high-five...
Hannah: "SCOOTER!"
SCOOTER! by KidneyPanc498 July 1, 2011
A scooter is a object that you put both feet on and you push with one feet at a time
Scooter by Homie mal April 6, 2017

scooter gang 

A bunch of teens in Pt Pleasant NJ who “scooter” in a group. This is where the “tail whip” is deadly. These kids vape and smoke pot on the daily. No one really understands them
did u see that savage scooter gang ridin from Point Pleasant to Brick. Man they’re sketchy
scooter gang by madisonr515 December 5, 2017

Scootle that bootle

when u succ realllllll hard
hey baby, please scootle that bootle a leel bit more