Poop Goblin

A small, human-like creature similar to a tooth fairy but instead of taking teeth from under the pillow it takes poop. The pay for each poop is usually 1-17 doubloons, however, this is dependent on many factors such as region and poop quality. In some cases the poop goblin or goblins( there are several poop goblins) even gave money in euros or bitcoin

mom! Mom! The poop goblin came last night and gave me 3 doubloons!

by Poop goblin enthusiast July 17, 2020

Poop And Shoot

when you ejaculate well defecating.

"Hey man did you just poop and shoot in the porta-jon."

by killjoy78 August 7, 2020

Booger Poops

Clear slimy diarrhea. Often seen when someone has IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).

My buddy’s IBS was acting up the other daaayy.. He said he had the booger poops something awful and looked like he was shooting snot rockets right in the pot.

by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020

Mystery poop

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

by Stanovich June 30, 2020

Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

by PIG January 3, 2013

Pre-poop

This happens right before pushing out a huge tank

Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.

Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"

by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013

poop crap

Instead of saying "oh, poop!" or "crap!", now you can say "and poop crap to that!" It sums up your entire thing.

Bob: Uh oh, the Packers beat the Bears in the Super Bowl.
Bobette: Poop crap to that!!!

by beatles13 May 26, 2012