Pussy Pleaser

A guy shit talking until a sexy girl is near. Then he pretends to be mature and respectable.

I was talking to a guy at a bar about the last time we got hit in the nuts, but he went full pussy pleaser when the hot blond sat near us.

by Mack McJack May 21, 2022

self pleasurevation

Slang for masturbation or any other activity that one derives pleasure from without the assistance of anyone else.

My groin injury wasn't caused by sexual intercourse it was caused by self pleasurevation.

by AmadeuS469 September 10, 2022

People Pleasure

Someone who pleases those around them.

Lost is such a people pleasure that they think they're a tool.

by Tye_Dye October 24, 2022

Empty pleasure

You get no true fulfillment from what you just did.

I keep fucking this bitch, but it doesn't make me happy and am just filled with empty pleasure

by spartantotal January 12, 2023

Malteser pleaser

Another name for someone’s asshole or anus

“God i would love to stick it in her Malteser pleaser”

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue March 8, 2023

Antagonistic pleasure

The behavior involving pleasure out of negative attention or reactions received by others.

John: Dude wtf so do u like it when Mark and the group curses and humiliates you?
Mark: Well it actually feels good to me.... at least I am noticed by someone....
John: Dayum bro that's some serious antagonistic pleasure..

by The_enigmatic_one May 3, 2023

Waifu Pleasure

Similar to guilty pleasure,but involving anime that you enjoy because it's have your favorite female character(s) that you have huge crush on and want her/them as girlfriend(s) or wife/wives. No matter how bad the quality of story or characters is,you end up loving the anime because it's have beautiful anime girl(s) that you would like to marry.

I don't love Date A Live because i think it's well made,but because anime is my waifu pleasure anime. I mean,look at how hot Kurumi is and how beautiful and cute Tohka is,how should i not enjoy it for waifu pleasure when these girls are my type and they made Date A Live worth watching,despite it's flaws? Don't you have your waifu pleasure anime that you enjoyed because of it's waifus?

by ShadowRonin May 21, 2023