Pig Wanka

Pig Wanka
A “Pig Wanka” is an individual that in essence smells like shit, and masturbates (Wanka), this gives you a Pig Wanka

Fuck this Pig Wanka.
Lidawg get your Pig Wanka out of here.

by Bahb’s Ginormous Glizzy August 13, 2020

Pig Lover

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.

I thought Catherine was smart but she's just a common pig lover.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Scrub the Pig

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.

e.g.
I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.

by Romany Ravenflame July 5, 2009

pig on steroids

A pig on steroids is not actually a pig, it's a bore, who likes to accuse people of eating their fathers. They carry axes or blades and kill anyone who eats pork, even though they are bores. Don't be scared if they accuse you of eating their fathers, just punch them, they will run away and cry. They don't like their fathers, they just want someone to die. Of course they are lying and they would be glade if their fathers got eaten. It's a tradition for fathers to cut their fangs out at 12, around the age when puberty begins. At the end of puberty their fangs grow back and 2 more grow.

Pig: "Ben 10! You ate my father!"
Ben: "No I didn't! I would never do it!"
Pig: "Lies, all lies!!!"
Ben: "Well you are just a pig on steroids!"
Pig: ":("

by Potatomine54 June 15, 2014

guinea pig

A guinea pig is a cute animal suitable for a family with young children. They make some sweet sounds and love cuddle - they eat loads and love grass!!

Guinea pigs are suitable for families with children.

by Fizzizz January 12, 2017

Ridiculous pig

A ridiculous pig is a term used for someone who is mean and unintelligent.

They were being a pig to me so i called them a ridiculous pig

by Mr nneubauer September 2, 2019

slippery pig

In a team or pair... one person strips down and lubes up.. the rest of the team/other has to try and catch the 'Slippery Pig' ... winner mounts the pig.

Hey guys.. want to play slippery pig.

by GDawg101 June 27, 2015