pucker pie

For those who don't like the idea of snackin on hair pie, there is the pucker pie. A nicely puckered pink asshole, may even have a bush of hair, mmmm. Quite the splendid treat for the accomplished salad tosser.

Aunt Flow is visiting. Damn...... Thankfully there is the pucker pie to hold me over. Nice sweet treat for those off days.

by freaky lady June 20, 2007

pwntang pie

A modification of hte word "pwn", a noun to describe a single serving of total gaming justice.

Man, I just served you a great big slice of pwntang pie!

by jaquio99 November 3, 2003

Haley-pie

A female who is thick, blue eyed, has border-line personality disorder accompanied by avoident personality disorder. A girl who is insecure, fears abandonment and failure. Needs constant assurance that she won't be abandoned.

She is Haley-pie clingy.

by imsorrytarailoveyou November 10, 2009

Turtle Pie

a third nipple or other nipples that are not supposed to be there.

i want to touch your turtle pie with my tongue.

by marton senior July 13, 2011

custard pie

When a man busts a nut in or on a girls vagina and then eats her out and spits it in her mouth.

Burnt custard pie: Custard pie with the asshole instead of the vagina.

custard pie with sprinkles: Pubic hairs in custard pie

Zeke,Kyle,Kurt

Ladies, custard pie?

by Kyle Derosiers July 26, 2006

apple pie

Deviant's sex toy.

Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)

by aereilly August 3, 2003

pie plate

the act of spreading ones ass cheaks over another's face and taking a healthy shit in their mouth

i gave her the pie plate after drinking a fast acting laxitive and then made out with her

by david wissing August 12, 2003