Esmee Parker

Esmee Parker has the biggest cock known to man and a gigantic gyat.

“Hey that girl has a big cock!”
“Must be Esmee Parker”

by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024

joanne parker

the rather beastly woman that will fight better than a man. She treasures her family very much and always says yes if mums say no. She likes animals but normally the exotics are her fave. She is a dog person and often owns the bull terriers.

Joanne parker is the best woman

by Dicysoy September 19, 2023

Slit Palmer

Another word for a "rock climber"

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.

by BwuhBwuh September 30, 2023

Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

Indonesian Parker Man

Peni Suparto. The Mayor of Malang from 2003 to 2013. It is nicknamed as that because of the name similarities between this and Peni Parker.

Marc: That Indonesian Parker Man is very nice.

by hellothere356 October 23, 2023

Arnold Palmer

When you urinate in a girls anus during or after anal intercourse.

My girlfriend finally let me give her an Arnold Palmer last night, she really enjoyed it.

by Scott825 October 25, 2023

Niyaaz Parker

Niyaaz Parker is a stik ma se poes. If you ever meet a Niyaaz Parker just know that they have a small piel and send tollie pics to girls. Niyaaz has hairy balls and walks like a fucken gebrieklik telephone, his gevriet look like burnt popcorn. His hair can be used as a pot scrubber and his legs are like hoenderbene. FUCK NIYAAZ PARKER his bek smells like kak and that's all he talks aswell. His lips will give you paper cuts for dayssss and his half kaffer. His hands will give you septies and when you hit his ass it sounds like a screenshot *click* *click*. His teath is of that of a rotwhiler. His nipples is POES black some apartheid shit going on there. He has a matras kop soos n kpop poesie (jonKOEK) want sy bek ryk soos koek. Oceans basket special jou naai.

Boeta pielie: sien jy vir Niyaaz Parker
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer

Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie

by NGwala Beamns December 12, 2023