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Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.
Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.
by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020
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gay shit mad

Being so mad that you will turn down everything. Even a blowjob.
Bladen: Sean are you ready to party?

Sean: *no reply*

Bladen: What are you fucking gay shit mad?

Riles: FUCKING GAY SHIT MAD!
by Gayshitmadshawn November 10, 2019
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Mad Nice Yo

A slang term that originated from a group of teenagers under the influence of a large amount of marijuana who had overly positive events happen while they were high that they unknowingly thought of a new trendy way to say when they approved of something.
Marc: the Gatorade machine just gave me 2 gatorades
Alex: Mad Nice Yo !
by BevDistrict November 1, 2011
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fuckin mad shit

to be the best, mad cunt extraordinaire, the fuckin juice. It is the ultimate of goodness. Saying that something is the best ever.
Jason: "Nick, you're fuckin mad shit"
Nick: "Cheers man"
by Nick Fannin January 20, 2008
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You mad butt

This use of the term butt means ur just pussy or ur mad corny.
Yo nah shawty you mad butt son like u be on no Timing
by JY. April 28, 2022
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Pissin' Mad Neil

This is used to describe a person who is angry, mad or just plain old pissed off at everything and everyone.
Yeah Billy is such a Pissin' Mad Neil, there isn't anything that doesn't make him mad!
by Adam Gribble August 3, 2007
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Mad about you

It means I'm CRAZY about you, I love you, I REALLY like you and I am obsessed by you. I'm falling for you.
"He told me 'I'm mad about you'"... "Aww, he's probably falling for you"
by Blanksora January 14, 2017
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