Sin noodle

Another word for a penis.

In the eyes of God, if a man's penis is used for sexual intercourse before marriage, it's nothing more than a sin noodle.

by Bobby_McGeezer June 8, 2021

Noodle sack

its a sack of noodles.. like a type of dumpling but filled with noodles... so basically pasta in pasta

Chinese man: How may i take your order prease?
Customer: Ye prease, i want to order 20 noodle sacks

Chinese man: You want some sweet/sour sauce with that?
Customer: Yes prease. Ting tong Tank you i cya in 2 minutes

by Ramin2017 October 26, 2017

Noodle

A person who has few instagram followers or is generally not so popular.

I'm such a noodle. I can't break 500 on instagram.

by Shark smith October 25, 2017

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021

noodle syndrome

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Noodle Googler

A person who searches Google images for pictures of famous dicks

While watching Lethal Weapon, Scott mentioned that Mel Gibson has an oddly purple hued penis head. It was at that moment that I knew Scott was a Noodle Googler

by anonymous January 15, 2024

Cuck Noodles

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to

Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!

Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?

by Keyble March 17, 2024