Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.

Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.

by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

Donkey Noodle

When somebody takes a pool noodle and inserts their human noodle into it and attempts to suck it from the other side of the pool noodle.

Johnny was donkey noodle-ing the other day.

by chuckenUwU February 2, 2024

Snoodle a noodle

Warning someone not to overthink something and hurt their brain.

Hey, don't snoodle a noodle on those deep thoughts.

by Tdent465 January 14, 2023

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.

"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"

by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023

Noodle Stroodle

To jerk off your friend; to ejaculate

Person one: *relaxing, just looking out the window*
Person two: "I'm gonna noodle stroodle you"
Person one: *concerned face* no, I'm fine, thank you. *runs away panicked*

by Your local mole rat November 27, 2023