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hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!
by Jasper3 August 3, 2007
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Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.
1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.
by MommaElla July 23, 2010
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Thot Pocket

Your sister sells her thot pocket for $5 on the corner.
by Bbrrookkee March 5, 2019
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Car Pocket

Is the glove compartment in your vehicle.
When i was stopped for a traffic violation the Officer asked for my license, registration, and proof of insurance. So i reach into my car pocket and got my registration and proof of insurance.
by bokbok April 15, 2021
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Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.
Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.
by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010
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Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.
"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"
by johnnyjr May 1, 2022
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pocket rub

Rubbing woomens genitals through her pocket
by big dik2117 October 19, 2015
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