purple beard

A male identifying non- murdering monogamous.

That guy is definitely a purple beard. He's a good guy.

by Itbpod March 09, 2021

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 08, 2021

Urban Beard

Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city

THAT GUY WITH THE FULL URBAN BEARD HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE MOUNTAINS OR EVEN OUT OF THE CITY

by Beach Tiffany December 29, 2014

Tre Beard

THE best 3 pointer shooter in history.
The himmiest of all time
THE GOAT
THE RIZZ GOD

“I wish I could be like Tre Beard”

by TreBeardfan February 02, 2024

The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 02, 2011

Bear Beard

Of a person; having long thin lining of hair on the throat near his face. But not much on the face.

Look this guy is having a Bear Beard!

by Desuado September 30, 2020