Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.
Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"
by OG Druggie March 4, 2017

The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
by Noodleart April 28, 2022

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

When you’re riding in the back seat of a car between two women while simultaneously finger banging them both.
Matt: Luke’s forearms went numb while he was in the back of Ryan’s Beamer noodling Cori and Jo.
Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.
Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.
by RustyShacklfurd June 6, 2020

While watching Lethal Weapon, Scott mentioned that Mel Gibson has an oddly purple hued penis head. It was at that moment that I knew Scott was a Noodle Googler
by anonymous January 15, 2024

the performance of felatio on a flaccid penis through the time it become erect and until completion.
Troy: Hilary woke me up to the an uncle noodle!
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
David: So I guess you can say you started your day off on the right foot.
Troy: dude shut your corny ass up
by RanchOnEverythang July 8, 2016

Ghetto noodles with lots of fucking butter and garlic salt, tall glass of blue lemonade kool-aid on the side
by Kblue1997 June 10, 2016
